Intro Single strums
B C#m
Just like the wind,
E F#
Sent chills down my spine,
B C#m E F#
And the waves smashed down from a high,
B C#m
And the rain fell cold,
E F#
On a hot summers night,
E F# B
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
B C#m E F#
Wind never blew, my best friend,
B C#m E F#
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
B C#m E F#
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
E F# B
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
B F#
B C#m E F#
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
B C#m E F#
And the trees would sway to and fro,
B C#m E F#
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
E F# B F#
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
B C#m E F#
River would never run, out on its man,
B C#m E F#
And a tree would never swing both ways,
B C#m E F#
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
E F# B F#
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
C#m E B F#
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
C#m E B F#
I truly hope you go blind,
C#m E B F#
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
E F#
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
B C#m E F#
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
B C#m E F#
And the waves, never crashed my car,
B C#m E
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
F#
new apartment,
B C#m E F#
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
B C#m E
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
F#
tall European Basketball player
B C#m E
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
F#
You fucking bitch,
B C#m E F# B C#m
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
E F# B
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
C#m E F# B
THE END.
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