Intro Single strums
F Gm
Just like the wind,
A# C
Sent chills down my spine,
F Gm A# C
And the waves smashed down from a high,
F Gm
And the rain fell cold,
A# C
On a hot summers night,
A# C F
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
F Gm A# C
Wind never blew, my best friend,
F Gm A# C
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
F Gm A# C
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
A# C F
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
F C
F Gm A# C
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
F Gm A# C
And the trees would sway to and fro,
F Gm A# C
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
A# C F C
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
F Gm A# C
River would never run, out on its man,
F Gm A# C
And a tree would never swing both ways,
F Gm A# C
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
A# C F C
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Gm A# F C
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Gm A# F C
I truly hope you go blind,
Gm A# F C
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
A# C
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
F Gm A# C
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
F Gm A# C
And the waves, never crashed my car,
F Gm A#
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
C
new apartment,
F Gm A# C
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
F Gm A#
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
C
tall European Basketball player
F Gm A#
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
C
You fucking bitch,
F Gm A# C F Gm
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
A# C F
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Gm A# C F
THE END.
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