Intro Single strums
D# Fm
Just like the wind,
G# A#
Sent chills down my spine,
D# Fm G# A#
And the waves smashed down from a high,
D# Fm
And the rain fell cold,
G# A#
On a hot summers night,
G# A# D#
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
D# Fm G# A#
Wind never blew, my best friend,
D# Fm G# A#
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
D# Fm G# A#
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
G# A# D#
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
D# A#
D# Fm G# A#
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
D# Fm G# A#
And the trees would sway to and fro,
D# Fm G# A#
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
G# A# D# A#
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
D# Fm G# A#
River would never run, out on its man,
D# Fm G# A#
And a tree would never swing both ways,
D# Fm G# A#
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
G# A# D# A#
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Fm G# D# A#
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Fm G# D# A#
I truly hope you go blind,
Fm G# D# A#
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
G# A#
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
D# Fm G# A#
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
D# Fm G# A#
And the waves, never crashed my car,
D# Fm G#
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
A#
new apartment,
D# Fm G# A#
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
D# Fm G#
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
A#
tall European Basketball player
D# Fm G#
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
A#
You fucking bitch,
D# Fm G# A# D# Fm
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
G# A# D#
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Fm G# A# D#
THE END.
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