Intro Single strums
E F#m
Just like the wind,
A B
Sent chills down my spine,
E F#m A B
And the waves smashed down from a high,
E F#m
And the rain fell cold,
A B
On a hot summers night,
A B E
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
E F#m A B
Wind never blew, my best friend,
E F#m A B
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
E F#m A B
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
A B E
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
E B
E F#m A B
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
E F#m A B
And the trees would sway to and fro,
E F#m A B
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
A B E B
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
E F#m A B
River would never run, out on its man,
E F#m A B
And a tree would never swing both ways,
E F#m A B
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
A B E B
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
F#m A E B
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
F#m A E B
I truly hope you go blind,
F#m A E B
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
A B
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
E F#m A B
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
E F#m A B
And the waves, never crashed my car,
E F#m A
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
B
new apartment,
E F#m A B
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
E F#m A
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
B
tall European Basketball player
E F#m A
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
B
You fucking bitch,
E F#m A B E F#m
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
A B E
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
F#m A B E
THE END.
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