Intro Single strums
D Em
Just like the wind,
G A
Sent chills down my spine,
D Em G A
And the waves smashed down from a high,
D Em
And the rain fell cold,
G A
On a hot summers night,
G A D
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
D Em G A
Wind never blew, my best friend,
D Em G A
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
D Em G A
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
G A D
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
D A
D Em G A
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
D Em G A
And the trees would sway to and fro,
D Em G A
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
G A D A
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
D Em G A
River would never run, out on its man,
D Em G A
And a tree would never swing both ways,
D Em G A
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
G A D A
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Em G D A
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Em G D A
I truly hope you go blind,
Em G D A
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
G A
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
D Em G A
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
D Em G A
And the waves, never crashed my car,
D Em G
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
A
new apartment,
D Em G A
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
D Em G
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
A
tall European Basketball player
D Em G
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
A
You fucking bitch,
D Em G A D Em
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
G A D
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Em G A D
THE END.
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