Intro Single strums
A Bm
Just like the wind,
D E
Sent chills down my spine,
A Bm D E
And the waves smashed down from a high,
A Bm
And the rain fell cold,
D E
On a hot summers night,
D E A
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
A Bm D E
Wind never blew, my best friend,
A Bm D E
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
A Bm D E
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
D E A
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
A E
A Bm D E
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
A Bm D E
And the trees would sway to and fro,
A Bm D E
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
D E A E
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
A Bm D E
River would never run, out on its man,
A Bm D E
And a tree would never swing both ways,
A Bm D E
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
D E A E
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Bm D A E
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Bm D A E
I truly hope you go blind,
Bm D A E
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
D E
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
A Bm D E
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
A Bm D E
And the waves, never crashed my car,
A Bm D
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
E
new apartment,
A Bm D E
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
A Bm D
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
E
tall European Basketball player
A Bm D
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
E
You fucking bitch,
A Bm D E A Bm
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
D E A
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Bm D E A
THE END.
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