Intro Single strums
C Dm
Just like the wind,
F G
Sent chills down my spine,
C Dm F G
And the waves smashed down from a high,
C Dm
And the rain fell cold,
F G
On a hot summers night,
F G C
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
C Dm F G
Wind never blew, my best friend,
C Dm F G
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
C Dm F G
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
F G C
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
C G
C Dm F G
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
C Dm F G
And the trees would sway to and fro,
C Dm F G
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
F G C G
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
C Dm F G
River would never run, out on its man,
C Dm F G
And a tree would never swing both ways,
C Dm F G
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
F G C G
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Dm F C G
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Dm F C G
I truly hope you go blind,
Dm F C G
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
F G
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
C Dm F G
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
C Dm F G
And the waves, never crashed my car,
C Dm F
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
G
new apartment,
C Dm F G
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
C Dm F
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
G
tall European Basketball player
C Dm F
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
G
You fucking bitch,
C Dm F G C Dm
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
F G C
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Dm F G C
THE END.
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