Intro Single strums
F# G#m
Just like the wind,
B C#
Sent chills down my spine,
F# G#m B C#
And the waves smashed down from a high,
F# G#m
And the rain fell cold,
B C#
On a hot summers night,
B C# F#
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
F# G#m B C#
Wind never blew, my best friend,
F# G#m B C#
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
F# G#m B C#
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
B C# F#
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
F# C#
F# G#m B C#
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
F# G#m B C#
And the trees would sway to and fro,
F# G#m B C#
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
B C# F# C#
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
F# G#m B C#
River would never run, out on its man,
F# G#m B C#
And a tree would never swing both ways,
F# G#m B C#
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
B C# F# C#
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
G#m B F# C#
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
G#m B F# C#
I truly hope you go blind,
G#m B F# C#
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
B C#
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
F# G#m B C#
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
F# G#m B C#
And the waves, never crashed my car,
F# G#m B
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
C#
new apartment,
F# G#m B C#
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
F# G#m B
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
C#
tall European Basketball player
F# G#m B
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
C#
You fucking bitch,
F# G#m B C# F# G#m
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
B C# F#
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
G#m B C# F#
THE END.
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