Intro
A A7 D Dm
[Verse]
A
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
A7
It’s been so cold, no, don’t turn this off
A7 D
I’ve got something to show you
D Dm
F# little video to get to know you
A
The quality’s not great but look! There’s me
A A7
Putting something in my mouth -- it’s a computer key
D
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Dm A
You didn’t even wish me “bon appetit”
[Chorus]
A Am A Am
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A Bm
You see the red drip from my lips
Bm E7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A7 A
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Bm E
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
E E7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Verse]
A
You see me on every single screen
A7 A D
This video is seventeen hours long
Bm D Dm
Your power’s running low
A
It’s 2am and you open your phone
A7
For a moment you know you’re alone in your home
A7 D Dm
And then there’s me, eating real slow
[Chorus]
A F#m A7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A Bm
You see the red drip from my lips
Dm E7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A7 A
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D Dm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
E E7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Refrain]
F#m
I’m what you see on your screen
F#m
But your friends can’t see me
F#m
What you feel isn’t real
B
These pixels can’t be me
D
F# man trapped in a machine
D Dm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
F#m
I’m what you see on your screen
F#m
But your friends can’t see me
F#m
What you feel isn’t real
B
These pixels can’t be me
D
F# man trapped in a machine
D Dm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
F#m
I’m what you see on your screen
F#m
But your friends can’t see me
F#m
What you feel isn’t real
B
These pixels can’t be me
D
F# man trapped in a machine
D Dm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Refrain]
F#m
I’m what you see on your screen
F#m
But your friends can’t see me
F#m
What you feel isn’t real
B
These pixels can’t be me
D
F# man trapped in a machine
D Dm
If there’s a God how could he be so mean
[Chorus]
A F#m A7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A Bm
You see the red drip from my lips
Dm E7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A7 A
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D Dm D
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
E E7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Chorus]
A F#m A7
And I’m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
A7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
A D
You see the red drip from my lips
D E
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
A
And I’m chewing up bits of the screen but it’s glass
A7 A
It’s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
D Dm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
E E7
I won’t leave until you watch it all
[Outro]
A
And I’m collapsing onto my table
A7
I ate as much as I was able to
D Dm
Now it’s time to say goodbye
Dm A
I give you a smile