Verse
D# Cm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
D# Cm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
G# A#
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
D# A#
WAAA.
D#
Who made the cut?
G# A#
The nerd, the prude,
Cm G#
the never-was, the always-nude,
A# G
The ones who’d never utter
Cm
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
G#
Wallelujah,
Cm
Wallelujah…
G#
Assist Trophy
D# A# D#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
D# Cm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
D# Cm
You opted for the pterosaur,
G# A#
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
D# A#
said “BOOYAH!”
D# G# A#
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Cm G#
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
A# G
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Cm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
G#
Wallelujah,
Cm
Wallelujah…
G#
Wallelujah,
D# A# D#
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
D# Cm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
D# Cm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
G# A#
But even so, who the heck asked for
D# A#
Pichu!? WAAA.
D# G# A#
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Cm G#
Punch some mascots in the face?
A# G
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Cm
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
G#
Wallelujah,
Cm
Wallelujah
G#
Wallelujah.
D# A# D#
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”