Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Pinball Lez is shacked up
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With Nan's girlfriend
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Reconditioning pinballs
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He farms them out again
[Verse 2]
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The word on the street is suggesting
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Things aren't so great
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At the St. Lucia residence
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Things are pretty quiet at night
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And no-one seems to be
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Answering the phone
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The pinballs need you
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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I promise the school-kids won't tease you
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The cops will understand everything
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The casinos are rigged to beat you
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[Verse 3]
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Lez has given up
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He's moving out to Stanthorpe
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Swidden agriculture
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Things are pretty quiet at night
[Chorus]
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Out in the fields today
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No-one seems to be
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Answering the phone
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The pinballs need you
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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I promise the school-kids won't tease you
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The cops will understand everything
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Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
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The casinos are rigged to beat you