[Verse]  
  D                 Bm7  
  I dreamt I had a mustache  
  Em7                                    Gmaj7  
  It was dope, I looked just like Tom Selleck  
  D                Bm7  
  Was happy with myself  
        Em7                       Gmaj7  
  But sadly I woke up again  
     
  D                    Bm7  
  I think it's kinda wack  
  Em7                               Gmaj7  
  Twenty-one, still nothing under my nose  
  D                    Bm7  
  Except for when I sneeze  
   Em7              N.C.  
  You know what I mean  
     
  e|---------------|  
  B|---------------|  
  G|---------------|  
  D|---------------|  
  A|--9-8-7-6-5-4--|  
  E|---------------|  
     
  [Chorus]  
  D               F#7          Em7  
  You can keep trying, oh yeah  
              A  
  I've been patient for way too long  
  D              F#7             Gmaj7  
  Keep hanging in there, oh yeah  
           A  
  I will get there and prove 'em wrong  
     
  [Solo]  
      D                  F#7          Em7        A  
  e|-----------------------------------------------|  
  B|----------10----10-12--------------------------|  
  G|-----9-12----12-------12-9-7-5--2-4-5-7-5-4-7--|  
  D|--10-------------------------------------------|  
  A|-----------------------------------------------|  
  E|-----------------------------------------------|  
      D                  F#7          Gmaj7      A  
  e|-----------------------------------------------|  
  B|----------10----10-12--------------------------|  
  G|-----9-12----12-------12-9-7-5--2-4-5-7-5-4-2--|  
  D|--10-------------------------------------------|  
  A|-----------------------------------------------|  
  E|-----------------------------------------------|  
     
  [Bridge]  
  D                      Bm7  
  Hijo, cuando yo era niño también quería tener bigotes  
  Em7                                                 F#m7  
  Y un hueón mayor me dijo: "Échate grasa de keratón y te salen"  
  D              F7sus2  
  Le hice caso, me llené la cara de grasa negra  
  Em7                                                 N.C.  
  Pero los bigotes me llegaron a los treinta nomás, compra  
     
  e|---------------|  
  B|---------------|  
  G|---------------|  
  D|---------------|  
  A|--9-8-7-6-5-4--|  
  E|---------------|  
     
  [Chorus]  
  D               F#7          Em7  
  You can keep trying, oh yeah  
              A  
  I've been patient for way too long  
  D              F#7             Gmaj7  
  Keep hanging in there, oh yeah  
             A                D  
  I'll be trying until I cry  
     
  [Outro]  
      D                  F#7          Em7        A  
  e|-----------------------------------------------|  
  B|----------10----10-12--------------------------|    \  
  G|-----9-12----12-------12-9-7-5--2-4-5-7-5-4-7--|     \  
  D|--10-------------------------------------------|     |  
  A|-----------------------------------------------|     |  
  E|-----------------------------------------------|      \  
      D                  F#7          Gmaj7      A                  x2  
  e|-----------------------------------------------|      /  
  B|----------10----10-12--------------------------|     |  
  G|-----9-12----12-------12-9-7-5--2-4-5-7-5-4-2--|     |  
  D|--10-------------------------------------------|     /  
  A|-----------------------------------------------|    /  
  E|-----------------------------------------------|  
     
  E