Verse
B
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
E B
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
F# E F#
Well, it rolled from the night with a dark dreary light
E F# B
Sayin' another old weary day
[Verse]
B
What did the newspaper tell?
E B
What did the newspaper tell?
F# E F#
Well, it rolled in the door and it layed on the floor
E F# B
Sayin' things ain't goin' so well
[Verse]
B
What did the television squall?
E B
What did the television squall?
F# E F#
Well, it roared and it boomed and it bounced around the room
E F# B
and it never said nothing at all
[Verse]
B
What did the moviescreen lecture?
E B
What did the moviescreen lecture?
F# E F#
Well, it heated and it froze and it took off all its clothes
E F# B
and I left in the middle of the picture
[Chorus]
B
I'm troubled and I don't know why
E B
I'm troubled and I don't know why
F# E F#
the trouble on my mind is driving me blind
E F# B
I'm troubled and I don't know why