Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university
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And I never thought something like this could happen to me
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When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class
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And she started to undress
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I cant forget the statement she made
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If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade
[Verse 2]
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Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until
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I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
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We had a little too much to drink
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I couldnt believe what I was starting to think
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So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
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Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout
[Chorus]
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Ive read every issue since 1974
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The first two years behind the bathroom door
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I poured through every Penthouse I could find
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Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 3]
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Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
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Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face
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When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
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And I locked the barracks door
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Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
[Chorus]
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Ive read every issue since 1974
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The first two years behind the bathroom door
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I poured through every Penthouse I could find
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Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 4]
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Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
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Ive never wanted a man until I noticed BOB
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When were close I start to perspire
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His little buns set my loins on fire
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And I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed
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Name and address held upon request
- 1. Chord Gitar Bob and Tom - Dear Penthouse Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bob and Tom - Dear Penthouse Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan