Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
D# Cm G# A#
D#
While Ive been away,
Cm
With nothing to do,
G#
I couldnt wait to get home,
A#
And spend time with you,
D#
Its been so long,
Cm
But, now its finally here,
G#
As I kiss your neck, baby,
A#
What do I hear?
D# Cm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
G# A#
F tampon has beat me to it,
D# Cm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
G# A#
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
A#
Yes I can, dummy,
A#
Uh, no you cant, baby,
A#
Yeah, I dont think so,
D#
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Cm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
G#
Or polish my nuts, babe,
A#
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
D#
Rub both your nipples,
Cm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
G# A#
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
D#
Hell no, I dont think so,
Cm
No red wings youll get,
G#
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
A#
Ah, fuck that shit,
D# Cm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
G#
Right when you get home from work,
A#
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
D# Cm
Im on my period, (I get it)
G# A#
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
D# Cm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
G# A#
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Fm G#
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
D# A#
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Fm G#
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
D# A#
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
D# Cm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
G#
To know that I waited all damn week,
A#
Im so excited,
D#
Youre there on the bed,
Cm
As I slam the door,
G#
I wink at my girl,
A#
And slam my jeans to the floor,
D#
Now, here comes your daddy,
Cm
Your big lovin man,
G#
Hop up on top, baby,
A#
As quick as you can,
D#
Cause Ill go all night,
Cm
And Ill go all day,
G#
Ill even go down on you, baby,
A#
What do you say?
D# Cm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
G# A#
How long do these stupid things last?
D# Cm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
G# A#
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
D# Cm
Im on my period,
G# A#
Shes on her period,
D# Cm
Im on my period,
G# A#
Shes on her period,
D# Cm G# A#
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
D#
THE END.
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