Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
E C#m A B
E
While Ive been away,
C#m
With nothing to do,
A
I couldnt wait to get home,
B
And spend time with you,
E
Its been so long,
C#m
But, now its finally here,
A
As I kiss your neck, baby,
B
What do I hear?
E C#m
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
A B
F# tampon has beat me to it,
E C#m
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
A B
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
B
Yes I can, dummy,
B
Uh, no you cant, baby,
B
Yeah, I dont think so,
E
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
C#m
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
A
Or polish my nuts, babe,
B
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
E
Rub both your nipples,
C#m
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
A B
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
E
Hell no, I dont think so,
C#m
No red wings youll get,
A
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
B
Ah, fuck that shit,
E C#m
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
A
Right when you get home from work,
B
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
E C#m
Im on my period, (I get it)
A B
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
E C#m
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
A B
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
F#m A
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
E B
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
F#m A
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
E B
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
E C#m
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
A
To know that I waited all damn week,
B
Im so excited,
E
Youre there on the bed,
C#m
As I slam the door,
A
I wink at my girl,
B
And slam my jeans to the floor,
E
Now, here comes your daddy,
C#m
Your big lovin man,
A
Hop up on top, baby,
B
As quick as you can,
E
Cause Ill go all night,
C#m
And Ill go all day,
A
Ill even go down on you, baby,
B
What do you say?
E C#m
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
A B
How long do these stupid things last?
E C#m
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
A B
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
E C#m
Im on my period,
A B
Shes on her period,
E C#m
Im on my period,
A B
Shes on her period,
E C#m A B
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
E
THE END.
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