Verse
D# D
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
D# D
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
D# D
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
D# D
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
D# D
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
D# D
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
D# D
I am a good man but I have some appetites
D# D
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
D# G5 D#
VHS, nothing less
D C
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
D# G5 D#
VHS, every breath
D C B C B C B C
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
D# D
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
D# D
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
D# D
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
D# D
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
D# G5 D#
VHS, nothing less
D C
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
D# G5 D#
VHS, every breath
D C B C B C B C
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
B5 E5 B5 E5
B5 G5 E5 F5
B5 G5 E5 F5
[Bridge]
D# D D#
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
D D#
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
D D# D
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
D# G5 D#
VHS, nothing less
D C
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
D# G5 D#
VHS, every breath
D C B C B C B C
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
D# G5 D# D C
VHS VHS VHS VHS
D# G5 D# D C B C B C B C D#5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart