Verse
C# C
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
C# C
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
C# C
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
C# C
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
C# C
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
C# C
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
C# C
I am a good man but I have some appetites
C# C
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
C# F5 C#
VHS, nothing less
C A#
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C# F5 C#
VHS, every breath
C A# A A# A A# A A#
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
C# C
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
C# C
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
C# C
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
C# C
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
C# F5 C#
VHS, nothing less
C A#
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C# F5 C#
VHS, every breath
C A# A A# A A# A A#
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
A5 D5 A5 D5
A5 F5 D5 Eb5
A5 F5 D5 Eb5
[Bridge]
C# C C#
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
C C#
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
C C# C
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
C# F5 C#
VHS, nothing less
C A#
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C# F5 C#
VHS, every breath
C A# A A# A A# A A#
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
C# F5 C# C A#
VHS VHS VHS VHS
C# F5 C# C A# A A# A A# A A# C#5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart