F A#
The college party ends finally
F Gm A#
To working placements and holidays
F A#
F# stolen kiss in the lavatory
F Gm A#
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
F Am
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Am Eb A#
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
F Am
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Eb A#
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
F Gm A# Gm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
F Gm
To their love anthem
A# Am F Gm A# Gm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
F A#
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
F Gm A#
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
F A# F Gm A#
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
F Am Eb A#
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
A# Am
And now I weave this network of fibs
Eb A#
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
F Gm
And it’s now or never
A# Gm
As he waves his white feather
F Gm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
A#
With the man he was back then
Am
Would it ever be enough
Eb
Shit she’s already on the bus
F Gm
And it’s now or never
A# Gm
She has a picture of them together
F Gm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
A#
She has a locker room story
Am F Gm
But the boys are getting older every day
A# Gm F Gm A# Am Gm F
The boys are getting older every day….