Eb Ab
The college party ends finally
Eb Fm Ab
To working placements and holidays
Eb Ab
E stolen kiss in the lavatory
Eb Fm Ab
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
Eb Gm
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Gm Db Ab
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
Eb Gm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Db Ab
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
Eb Fm Ab Fm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
Eb Fm
To their love anthem
Ab Gm Eb Fm Ab Fm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
Eb Ab
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
Eb Fm Ab
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
Eb Ab Eb Fm Ab
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
Eb Gm Db Ab
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
Ab Gm
And now I weave this network of fibs
Db Ab
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
Eb Fm
And it’s now or never
Ab Fm
As he waves his white feather
Eb Fm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
Ab
With the man he was back then
Gm
Would it ever be enough
Db
Shit she’s already on the bus
Eb Fm
And it’s now or never
Ab Fm
She has a picture of them together
Eb Fm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
Ab
She has a locker room story
Gm Eb Fm
But the boys are getting older every day
Ab Fm Eb Fm Ab Gm Fm Eb
The boys are getting older every day….