A D
The college party ends finally
A Cbm D
To working placements and holidays
A D
A# stolen kiss in the lavatory
A Cbm D
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
A C#m
She’s fat loose and fancies me
C#m G D
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
A C#m
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
G D
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
A Cbm D Cbm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
A Cbm
To their love anthem
D C#m A Cbm D Cbm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
A D
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
A Cbm D
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
A D A Cbm D
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
A C#m G D
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
D C#m
And now I weave this network of fibs
G D
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
A Cbm
And it’s now or never
D Cbm
As he waves his white feather
A Cbm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
D
With the man he was back then
C#m
Would it ever be enough
G
Shit she’s already on the bus
A Cbm
And it’s now or never
D Cbm
She has a picture of them together
A Cbm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
D
She has a locker room story
C#m A Cbm
But the boys are getting older every day
D Cbm A Cbm D C#m Cbm A
The boys are getting older every day….