[Verse]
D#m B
I took you to a five star dinner
F# C#
I bought you the most expensive wine
D#m B
I even paid off the maitre d'
F# C#
To usher us up to the front of the line
D#m B
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
F# C#
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
D#m B
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
F# C# B C#
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
You say you're taking your time
B C#
Maybe you don't even care
D#m B F#
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare easy to scare
[Chorus]
F# C#
Why? God even knows how I try
B
I can't fascinate you there
F# C#
Something that I've realized
B
Nothing will ever do for you
D#m B
But I will solve this mystery
F# C#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
[Verse]
D#m B
You said you always wanted a humble man
F# C#
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
D#m B
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
F# C#
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
When you treat me unkind
B C#
I wanna leave you far behind
D#m B F#
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again
[Chorus]
F# C#
Why? God even knows how I try
B
I can't fascinate you there
F# C#
Something that I've realized
B
Nothing will ever do for you
D#m B
But I will solve this mystery
F# C#
But you've gotta give me the first clue
I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you
[Bridge]
D#m B F# C#
I took the challenge and I must confess
D#m B F# C#
I never met someone so hard to impress
D#m B F# C#
But all you need is someone to love you
D#m B F# C#
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?
[Chorus]
F# C#
Why? God even knows how I try
B
I can't fascinate you there
F# C#
Something that I've realized
B
Nothing will ever do for you
D#m B
But I will solve this mystery
F# C#
But you've gotta give me the first clue