Intro
The D and C get two downstroke beats each. Oh, and there s a country-style finish at
end, with a quick A D flourish. That s it.
Intro |D |A |D |D |D |D
|A |G |A |GF|G |D |A |D |D |
Verse
D A D D
Well I d never sleep with your ex girlfriend
D D A A
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
G A D C G
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
D A D D
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
D A D D
If a fight breaks out and you re the cause of it
D D A A
In some redneck bar where you ve been talkin shit
G A D C G
I will not forsake you later in that parking lot
D A D D
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
G G
Well through the laughter and the tears
D D
We go stumbling through the years
D D A A
E bit dysfunctional well folks might say
G G
Well I ve got the dirt on you
D C G
And you ve got plenty on me too
D A D D
So I pray we stay together all our days
Solo on verse/intro chords
Verse
D A D
D
So when you re on a date and you finally bring that girl home
D D A A
Put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo and disconnect the phone
G A
I ll show up drunk and raving
D C G
And then I ll pass out on the spot
D A D D
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
G G
Well through the laughter and the tears
D D
We go stumbling through the years
D D A A
E bit dysfunctional well folks might say
G G
Well I ve got the dirt on you
D C G
And you ve got plenty on me too
D A D G
So I pray we stay together all our days Dear lord!
D A D A D
So I pray we stay together all our days