A7
Look'a here
A7
Better hurry up and check it out
A7
Look'a here, look'a here
A7
[VERSE 1]
A7
Your steak
A7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
A7
Your Cadillac
A7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
A7
Your champagne
A7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
E7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
D7 C7 B7 A#7
Have no fear, I'm already here
[CHORUS 1]
A7
I'll tell you now
A7
(I'm qualified)
A7
You know that I'm qualified
A7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
F7 E7 A7 A7
[VERSE 2]
A7
Your top hat
A7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
A7
And your sharkskin
A7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
A7
The money you got
A7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
E7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
D7 C7 B7 A#7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
[CHORUS 2]
A7
I'll tell you now
A7
(I'm qualified)
A7
You know that I'm qualified
A7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
F7 E7 A7 A7
[BRIDGE 1]
A G D A
A F D A
A G
You may find me
D A
In a project slum
A F
Be hanging out
D A
With all the skid row bums
A G
I may be sick
D A
And I may seem dumb
A F
That don't mean you know where
D A
I'm coming from
[INTERLUDE 1]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
A7
Look out here
A7
A7
Just make a little room
A7
[VERSE 3]
A7
Your social life
A7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
A7
Your edu-ma-cation
A7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
A7
Your woman that you got
A7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
E7
I got the power to control
D7 C7 B7 A#7
I can see clean through your blindfold
[CHORUS 3]
A7
I'll tell you now
A7
(I'm qualified)
A7
You know that I'm qualified
A7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
F7 E7 A7 A7
[BRIDGE 2]
A G D A
A F D A
A G D A
A F D A
A G
Look at me,
D A
I'm filling up in class
A F
And you better watch out
D A
I'm filling up fast
A G
Can't hang a jacket on me
D A
I've been hanging out in the projects
A F
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
D A
These rubbernecks and rejects
[INTERLUDE 2]
(like INTRO)
e|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0---------|
B|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4--|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|-1-2-3-4-1---------|
D|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------4-2-0---|
A|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-----------------2-|
E|-------------------|--------------------|-------------------|-------------------|
And with an E7 chord