B F#
I was sittin' here Friday suppin' on a glass of wine
B
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
E
She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
F# B
On a scale of ONE to TEN (pause) I'd give her a NINE.
B F#
Now on my scale there ain't no TEN's, you know
B
NINE is about as far as any chick can go
E
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me
F# B
So for brains and good judgement, give her a THREE.
B F#
I said, hey sweet thing, you look like a possible EIGHT
B
You and me could, uh! make EIGHTEEN, if your head's on straight
E
She looked up and down my perfect frame
F# B
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.
B F#
She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
B
Tryin' to grade all women on scales of ONE to TEN
E
And, uh!, you give me an EIGHT, well, that's a generous thing to do
F# B
Now, let's just see, just how much I give you.
[CHANGE TO KEY OF A]
C# G#
She said you comin' on to me with that corny NUMBERS jive
C#
Your style makes me smile, I give it a FIVE
F#
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
G# C#
It's last year's double knit, frayed cuffs, give it a FOUR.
C# G#
That must be your car parked out on the curb
C#
That 'SIXTY-NINE homemade convertible, C# THREE and C# THIRD
F#
As for that build, I guess you're less than FIVE
G# C#
'cept for your pot belly, I'd give that a TEN for size.
C# G#
That wine you're pourin' might be fine to you
C#
But I'm used to fine champagne, I give it a TWO
F#
It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
G# C#
I give it a SIX, you could use some dental work.
C# G#
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh
C#
It may be a TEN to these country hens, but to me a THREE and C# HALF
F#
And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
G# C#
And since there ain't no ZEROes, I give you a ONE.
C# G#
She walked out, while up and down the line
C#
The whole bar was laughin', sayin' BARE, what happened to your NINE
F#
NINE says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
G# C#
She didn't have no class, I barely gave her a TWO.
(TALK) Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There's flaws in all of them
That's why on a scale of TEN to ONE, friend
There ain't no TEN.
- 1. Chord Gitar Bobby Bare - Numbers Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G#)
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- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan